fairestlottie:

“Don’t blame you if you did. At least you have this wonderful thing called an employee discount. Get two as a precaution.”

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“Still that bad?  That’s very true, those things don’t usually come cheap.  They’re very proud of those things.  Two doesn’t seem like a terrible idea, actually.  Unless you’re just trying to trick me into buying two so you can nab one of them from me.”

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